10. It Takes Two To Tattoo
2014 - Season 2
Two best friends celebrate their 21st birthday by buying one another tattoos.
9. Tat’s Ink-redible!
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Dirk decides to pull a tattoo prank on Ruckus after years of dealing with his trickery, so he teams up with Ruairi, a makeup artist from History's hit series, "Vikings." To thank Ruairi, Dirk gives him a real tattoo with a nod to his Norse-themed day job. Then while patrolling the strip for some tattoo freakery, the guys run into Sumi. Sumi attended a "tattoo party" and is now stuck with something that just won't "melt" away. And later on they get a call from Katie, whose husband Ed has a rather "special" portrait of his ex-wife on his arm. Dirk will need to save them both from this not-so-pretty princess.
Amazon8. Tat-Too Hot for TV
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Dirk is in for the biggest tattoo cover-up of his career when he meets Maxime, a French man with one of the most hilariously inappropriate tattoos the guys have ever laid their eyes on. Maxime's wife is ready to get rid of the "other lady," in his life! Then Dirk and Ruckus meet a southern cutie, Chelsea, to drink some beers and talk bad tattoos on the strip. Chelsea has a haunting tattoo in need of Dirk's expertise! And later on, the guys help Erica surprise her dad by covering up a shameful tattoo she got as a teen. Erica's dad refuses to look at the "poopy" mess on her back and Dirk saves the day... again.
7. Oops, I Tatted Again
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Dirk and Ruckus get a call from Tonyia, a single mother who got a hilariously bad tattoo after losing a bet to her ex-husband over a game of pool. Only Dirk can help Tonyia transform this tattoo from a "prime piece of meat" to something more suitable. Next they head to the Vegas hotspot, Tatuado, where they meet Nick, a "flair" bartender with a little bit of his own bad tattoo flair. Later on, while patrolling the strip, Dirk and Ruckus meet Mike and Sasha, a young couple looking to the tie the knot. But before Sasha can finally say yes, she wants Dirk to cover up not one, but two of Mike's tattoos dedicated to a previous relationship.
6. Last Man Stamping
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Dirk and Ruckus head to a Vegas cigar bar, where they meet Justin, a father and cub scout leader who got an extremely inappropriate tattoo in his youth. He wants to be able to wear shorts... without looks of disgust from other parents. Next, the guys help a couple cover up an unwanted tattoo from a previous marriage. Amy is tired of looking at Ryan's somewhat feminine tattoo for his old lady, so it's Dirk to the rescue. And later on they get a call from a former client who introduces them to Sharee, whose tattoo in memory of her grandfather looks more like a tribute to burnt toast.
5. Tat in the Hat
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Dirk and Ruckus meet up with Tiffany, a hot, young gun shop clerk with a big mistake permanently inscribed on her neck. Tiffany wanted to get a tattoo to represent her mother but ended up with a big mess that "momma" wasn't too fond of. Later, the guys take in a Vegas magic show where they meet Mike Hammer, a daring illusionist whose bad tattoo needs a vanishing act, pronto. Unfortunately for Dirk, a bad tattoo isn't the only trick Mike has up his sleeve.
4. Tat's My Mom
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Dirk and Ruckus receive a phone call from an overbearing mom whose son made a rather large tattoo mistake. This is the first time Dirk has to tattoo someone while his mommy watches! Next, the guys race to meet Rachel, an adrenaline junkie who was originally tattooed by a man known for including a naughty "signature element" in his work. Later, Ruckus takes his dog Creepy Le Beef on the Vegas Strip to sniff out some bad ink. Creepy helps the guys find Peyton, a sweet girl who wanted a tattoo to remember her grandmother, but ended up with something pretty creepy herself
3. Babes in Tattooland
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Dirk and Ruckus do their patriotic duty for Bridgette, a military veteran with a wildly inappropriate tattoo that she has trouble explaining to her kids when they go to the beach. Next, the boys meet Rebecca, a woman from out of town with a spontaneous streak. Rebecca's tattoo artist told her he was in a bad mood and to come back tomorrow, but she insisted on staying...and he gave her a devilish mess of a tattoo. Later, the guys are roped into a bachelorette party in a limo where the bride-to-be, Stacy, needs help with her ugly foot tattoo.
2. Lost in Tattoo Translation
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While judging a local bikini bull-riding contest in Vegas, Dirk and Ruckus notice one of the contestants needs their help with a rather large problem. Kayla has ink so big and so bad, she has to wear a one-piece. This might be one tattoo even Dirk can't cover up. Next, the guys stop for lunch in Chinatown and meet Joanne, an extremely compassionate nurse with a tattoo that's interfering with her work. Her ink is in Chinese and it turns out, what it says isn't so nice. And later, Dirk and Ruckus get a call from Jordan, a girl living with a tattoo that's ruining her sex life.
1. Turning the Other Butt Cheek
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Dirk and Ruckus are out patrolling the strip for bad tattoos when they run into Jules, a young lady suffering from bad tattoo decisions made on a trip to Sturgis. Jules' ink goes to show that "Buy One, Get One Free" isn't always the best deal. Then the guys meet Erica, a cutie who lives with regret over a tattoo she got back in high school. As a typical teenager trying to revolt she let her high school boyfriend tattoo her in an intimate area. And later, the guys get a call from Michael, an ex-male stripper and the victim of a tattoo that looks like he was attacked by a wild beast.
