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30. The Curse of the Snitkins
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Toody and Muldoon convince a shy officer to join their precinct, unaware that he has terrible luck everywhere he goes.
29. Puncher and Judy
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A woman begs her boyfriend to quit his boxing job.
28. The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser
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The officers use Sylvia as a decoy to uncover a group of con artists.
27. Lucille is 40
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Toody decides to give Lucille a wig for her 40th birthday. However, when Sylvia sees Toody at a wig shop, she begins to think he is cheating on Lucille.
26. Joan Crawford Didn't Say No
1963 - Season 2
When a septuagenarian delicatessen owner reports he will be marrying Joan Crawford, the boys of the 53rd are sent out to bust the phony matrimonial service that promises to pair its clients with Hollywood movie stars.
25. I've Been Here Before
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Criminals begin to learn how to trick police after watching “Crime Busters.” But since the show is one of Toody's favorites, he's able to solve each of the crimes.
24. See You at the Bar Mitzvah
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Muldoon and Toody promise Joel Pokrass that people will attend his Bar Mitzvah. However, that proves to be a hard promise to keep since Joel's father is a mean landlord everyone despises.
23. Here Comes Charlie
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The precinct tries to rehabilitate and employ Charlie, an alcoholic.
22. The Biggest Day of the Year
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Toody mentions that today is an important day, which starts rumors flying around the precinct as to why it's an important day. Thinking they've all forgotten an occasion, everyone panics.
21. The Star Boarder
1963 - Season 2
Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is?
20. Here We Go Again
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Nogal has Captain Block put on a special play honoring Muldoon's father who was able to solve an unsolvable case. However, when Muldoon finds his father's diary, the truth is revealed.
19. Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians
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Toody and Muldoon protect a visiting Russian official.
18. The Presidential Itch
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Both Toody and Muldoon run for President of the Brotherhood.
17. Benny the Bookie's Last Chance
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Toody and Muldoon get ex-con Benny a job at a candy store. However, Benny soon regresses back into his old habits.
16. The White Elephant
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A group of robbers move next door to a bank and begin to plot a bank heist involving knocking down the wall between them and the bank. However, their plan is interrupted by Toody and Muldoon as they try to get their restaurant up and going.
15. Je T'Adore Muldoon
1962 - Season 2
To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, he's a Casanova! Who will go to the Ball?
14. Stop Thief
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While Captain Block is rehearsing for a play, Toody and Muldoon overhear and think the Captain is a kleptomaniac.
13. 142 Tickets on the Aisle
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The precinct attends a Broadway play together.
12. Pretzel Mary
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The precinct comes together and gets new furniture for Pretzel Mary.
11. A Star Is Born in the Bronx
1962 - Season 2
Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television.
10. I Hate Captain Block
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Toody bird-sits for Captain Block, but accidentally teaches the parrot the phrase “I hate Captain Block.”
9. Toody Undercover
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While undercover, Toody robs a bank with a group of men. Now that the group thinks Toody is an expert bank robber, he tricks them into falling for a fake robbery.
8. That's Show Business
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The precinct pools their money into a stage production, but they didn't realize that the play centers on a corrupt police department.
7. Remember St. Petersburg
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People mistake Leo for a Russian Count.
6. Occupancy, August 1st
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Mrs. Bronson tries to move into her apartment that hasn't been completely built yet.
5. Toody and Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch
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Mitch Miller gives the men at the precinct the chance to sing on the show, "Sing Along with Mitch."
4. Schnauser's Last Ride
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Muldoon flashes back to twelve years ago to trouble he had with Schnauser.
3. A Man is Not An Ox
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Both Toody and Muldoon fall ill and the doctor is in awe of how much alike the two men are.
2. One Sleepy People
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Muldoon moves in with Toody and his family, but when odd things happen while everyone's sleeping, Muldoon and Lucille think they've having an affair with each other.
1. Hail to the Chief
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Toody and Muldoon are assigned to pick up the President of the United States from Idlewild Airport and drive him to the United Nations.
