Strictly Confidential

Oh dear...this film was the most horrendous excuse for a film ive ever seen... and ive seen some corkers. Its pretty much an island, friends who lost someone, solving it.

Shocking acting, using apparant 'eroticism ' to draw people in..it hasn't even got that going for it. Liz hurley, her acting was atrocious and the cunnilingus scene wasn't sexy but cringeworthy, she was about as convincing as..... actually nothing as bad to compare to. People are saying that this film is on par with 'The Room'...blasphemy!!! The Room is a cult classic...i just dont understand these comments.

I can only presume liz son said i wanna make film...she approved and starred in it hoping that would save it. It didn't liz. Its an embarrassment. Shes never been a good actress, let us be honest and judging by this, her son should pack up the film making too.

I honestly hate giving 1 stars..but sadly, this deserves it.

Putting aside my own feelings about Elizabeth Hurley (lustfully positive!) and the morally questionable decision to choose your son to direct you in a film best described as mindless titllation material, this effort is about as amateurish and empty as you would expect. Deeply annoying characters across the board, secondary school levels of direction and acting, overabundance of meaningless facial closeups and utterly cringe dialog all combine to result in nothing other than a nepotismic vanity project.

Even the location smacks of nothing short of "look at how the idle rich live" - be jealous of your sad life.

And no, even the eternally lovely Elizabeth Hurley cannot redeem this piece of nonsense.

3*, my lowest rating given on imdb. It hurt me to not give it 4* but we didn't even seen enough of the forever vixen Elizabeth Hurley. Because not enough skin.

If you are one of those who live for IG/TokTik idiocy and all of its manufactured lies and/or you are the kind of person who wears high heels (which I love on a woman in the right contexts) while traipsing around clifftops, beaches and grasslands, this movie will be a joy for you.

Normal folks grounded in actual reality need not view. Especially since Miz Hurley doesn't reveal any of her particularly luscious assets on camera.

Damian: Go find another job. STAT.

I know these days that is probably thrown around a lot. It bothers me when anything that isn't 90+% on RT is considered absolute trash etc so know that this is far from that.

No joke. I don't say that often or lightly. I always try to find the good or the fun in any movie. This was so bad.

Bad dialogue. Bad acting. Bad script. Just skip it.

This feels like a soap opera in many ways. Maybe it was a money laundering scheme? I don't know but it was so incredibly bad.

The beautiful people in it are no where near enough to make up for all it was lacking. Do yourself a favor and ignore any reviews above 3 stars and just find something else to watch.

The 10/10;reviews at the start are obviously from friends of the cast.

This is simply Liz showing us she's still hot surround be the worst directed film in history.

I'm sorry Damien, I know all directors have to start somewhere but you've got a long way to go to be a respected director without mummy's help.

The cuts are terrible, and what makes it worse is the music, half a movie is the soundtrack and this is awful.

I feel really sorry for all the actors roped into this, you're going to have to work really hard to get past this tripe.

It's like a school film project that's been given an F .

Nothing about this film works.

The actors have to play roles that are simply ridiculous. Of course, the idea of shooting an erotic thriller in the Caribbean sounds good. The younger actors do their best, but can't save the flic. But not like this. Hurley, who always looks good, is just badly staged. The "erotic" scenes are nothing but embarrassing. But the worst thing is the script. Boring. And boring again. The payoff at the end, my goodness, where did that come from? This ist the third or forth film for Liz Hurley set on the same island with the same producers. (the others are unfunny Christmas movies) She should move on. Please...